My Dog is as Smelly as Dirty Socks

Last week I read this book to my class to teach them about writing similes -- using figurative language to make their stories more interesting.  Here are some of the results:

"My  bid (brother) is as snecke (sneaky) as a snayck (snake.)

"My dad is shrong (strong) as a ox.  He can pick up anything."

My sister is funny as a munce" (monkey.)

"My sister is lud (loud) as a lien (lion).  But we don't cell (care) we put her in tamat" (time out).

"Memu (her grandma) is sweet as the Lorax.  And a cotin (cotton) ball soft as a lamb"

"My dad is schong (strong) as a achinfiger (action figure).My mom is as sweet as a coockiey. (cookie)

and my favorite:

"My mom is as hot as fire."